pornoes:

like tbqh i have never seen a movie. *drinks green tea* i only watch films.

dirtylittledamsel:

this is art

dirtylittledamsel:

this is art

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

poryqon:

i miss the old one direction

poryqon:

i miss the old one direction

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good