Neko

condom:

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me


That’s not even ellen that’s a parody account

condom:

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

That’s not even ellen that’s a parody account

8oo:

i went to japan but there were no subtitles

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

image

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit